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unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

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bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

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rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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One Direction - Steal My Girl (4 days to go)

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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

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